My Wetsuit is Tight

My wetsuit is pushing on my belly!

Although many people keep telling me I am not showing, I can see it and I can certainly feel it. The wetsuit that seemed to fit fine last weekend was quite uncomfortable today, good thing Galveston was last weekend. Good thing the quarry will warm up soon and I won't need the protective suit.

Yesterday at the pool I was telling a friend about the smells that repulse me right now, mainly the smell of fast food. He asked if there were any smells I liked, suggesting the smell of oranges would be good. I realized I had not been very smart about this aversion to the smell of fast food. He is correct, the smell of citrus is certainly a good one. So, for those of you who might be tempted to bring fried food close to me, don't be surprised if I pull out an orange and start peeling it just close enough to spray you with the juice.